Dave Asprey- A 21st Century Snake Oil Salesman

Dave Asprey, founder of Bulletproof coffee and the enigmatic biohacker who lost 45 kilograms without restricting calories or exercising, “learned about the power or butter at 18,000 feet elevation near Mt. Kailash in Tibet”, when he “staggered into a guest house from the -10 degree weather and was literally rejuvenated by a creamy cup of yak butter tea.”

In other news, Dave Asprey confirmed for being Bruce Wayne.

Asprey has a group of specially trained Oompa Loompa’s who pick the ripest, freshest coffee beans before the suns rays cause them to wither and die. He then uses his Bulletproof Process™ to eliminate any harmful moulds, bacteria and toxins from the beans to ensure you can enjoy the fruity aroma of apple, cherries and vanilla without the jittery, cranky feeling coffee normally causes.

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One Response to Dave Asprey- A 21st Century Snake Oil Salesman

  1. anix says:

    He also claims to train 15 minutes a week, or something silly like that and his body neurologically, physiologically, and metabolically thrives. lol Admits to using testostorone supplementation. Takes non regulated stimulants Modafinail. To each his own but the fact he pitches it the masses as nerd-sheik fitness is disingenous, and snake oilish. I dont drink coffee for optimal adrenal health, and do take MCTs for ketones and brain health. I dont like disliking anyone but he is a guy that I try to listen to but cant.

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