Dave Asprey, founder of Bulletproof coffee and the enigmatic biohacker who lost 45 kilograms without restricting calories or exercising, “learned about the power or butter at 18,000 feet elevation near Mt. Kailash in Tibet”, when he “staggered into a guest house from the -10 degree weather and was literally rejuvenated by a creamy cup of yak butter tea.”
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Asprey has a group of specially trained Oompa Loompa’s who pick the ripest, freshest coffee beans before the suns rays cause them to wither and die. He then uses his Bulletproof Process™ to eliminate any harmful moulds, bacteria and toxins from the beans to ensure you can enjoy the fruity aroma of apple, cherries and vanilla without the jittery, cranky feeling coffee normally causes.